Emails From Your Mom

SPECIAL FRIDAY ALLOWANCE! EMAILS FROM YOUR DAD!

To: Allison (Daughter), Ruth (Wife)

From: Edward (Dad)

Re: "GO RED FOR WOMEN"

Friday 6 February

I was just extorted for $5.00 for a little round pin and a stale piece of Danish. Is your heart so different from mine that your heart needs a special day and mine doesn't.



Allison emailed her dad back a response to this, and then he replied with:

I am wearing the button for fear of ostracism. The danish I gave away. Interestingly enough, a stale danish is one of the unhealthiest creatures on earth.